Swear Birds #2

Pre-order a fucking Swear Birds Calendar!

PRE-ORDERS are now open until October 31, 2025. As of November 1, 2025, I’ll get the orders off to printing and send everything out by December 1, 2025.

NOTE: Unfortunately, I can NOT guarantee these will arrive for Holiday Giving because (unfortunately) I don’t control things once they leave my hands but hopefully a month will be plenty of time, holy moly.

For people with fucks to give, a new swear every month. First published in 2024, now in reprint for the new year.

13 months of sweary, cranky birds who have had it up to here, sister! Yep, you read that right: a bonus January page is included so that you don’t have to bust yer ass getting a new calendar a year from now.

8.5″ X 11″, opens to 17″ X 11″. Saddle-stitch bound (ie. stapled) with a hole drilled for wall hanging. Smooth, glossy paper and a sturdy cardstock cover. Room to make notes in the calendar grid, for all your fucking plans.

All photos taken by yours truly (Cheryl Rutherford) in various places around the world.

Printed in Canada.