Swear Birds #3 Poems

CA$26.50

Out of stock

Pre-order a fucking Swear Birds Calendar!

PRE-ORDERS are now open until October 31, 2025. As of November 1, 2025, I’ll get the orders off to printing and send everything out by December 1, 2025.

NOTE: Unfortunately, I can NOT guarantee these will arrive for Holiday Giving because (unfortunately) I don’t control things once they leave my hands but hopefully a month will be plenty of time, holy moly.

13 months of sweary, cranky birds being bards and waxing poetic! For people with fucks to give, a new sweary poem every month. Yep, you read that right: a bonus January page is included so that you don’t have to bust yer ass getting a new calendar a year from now. First published in 2025, now in reprint for the new year.

8.5″ X 11″, opens to 17″ X 11″. Saddle-stitch bound (ie. stapled) with a hole drilled for wall hanging. Smooth, glossy paper and a sturdy cardstock cover. Room to make notes in the calendar grid, for all your fucking plans.

All photos taken by yours truly (Cheryl Rutherford) in Belize.

Printed in Canada.